| Try |
When giving up fails, try. |
| Wait! |
Just wait right there! I'll be back no later than a day or 2... a week tops |
| doing other things |
I am not here now
Busy doing other things
Will be back later. |
| fought reality |
I would respond, but I fought reality and won |
| haiku death |
Death is a passage.
It takes you to the next step.
I don't want to go. |
| haiku food |
I am now hungry.
There is plenty of food here.
It will soon be gone. |
| haiku freedom |
You fight for freedom.
Yet you do not have any.
One must wonder why. |
| haiku wait |
Do not go away
I will be back in minutes
No more than a week |
| making away messages |
Can you believe I took the time to come up with this away message? Its a fairly simple task of saying that I am not here, and the default message already does it, yet here this is. I mean, this isn't even funny or enlightening. Its just a testament to how low humanity has come. But anyways, I'm not here right now. Just hang around at your computer and wait for the icon to say otherwise. |
| user unavailable |
I regret to inform you that this is an automated reply stating that the user of this account is currently unavailable for conversation. Please IM safely. |
| Practice test |
Taking a practice test... just not sure where I am taking it... |
| entropy |
sorry, fighting entropy.... losing bad, need... help... send... backup... now... |
| exciting default |
sorry, I ran out... once I figure out what I ran out of, I may come back... if its too scary of an idea to return, then I won't come back... but otherwise, yes I will come back... as for when... that's hard to say... or more likely, its easy to say and I am just doing an aweful job of actually doing it... what was I talking about? |
| food |
I am in the process of increasing my stored energy reserves. |
| fried brain |
Sorry, can't talk... brain is fried... like it wants to have a headache but forgot how. |
| haiku |
You send a message
I reply with this haiku
For you to enjoy |
| have an away message |
I have changed my away message to this! |
| no reply for you |
No reply for you! Come back - 10 minutes! |
| routing |
There has been an error in routing your message to its destination. The [messenger_client] is not located at [messenger_client]'s usual location. Please resend message until this message disappears. |
| running errands |
I am running errands because it is easier than running laps |
| those who can |
Those who can do, those who can't complain on IM about not being able to. |